Last week my little "friend", as I call them, decided to leave the room and play in the bathroom - full on beauty parlor or something because when I caught her, she had the foam soap all up in her hair. I sent a note home. It didn't come back. Sent another. It didn't come back. Sent a third one and she must have been really sick of detention because she figured out that I was not going to forget about it. She brought this to me on Tuesday morning.

Yes. I know my signature is awful. I was in a hurry with 24 kids! Geez. And Yes. It's signed "mommy". You can't tell, but it's written in pencil. This is how our convo went.
Me: Who signed this?
Student: Mommy
Me: Mommy signed this?
Student: Yes.
Me: What is your mommy's name?
Student: Mommy
Me: Her name is mommy and she signed this?
Student: Yes.
Me: Okay, let's call mommy and see if she remembers signing this. If I call her now, she'll tell me that she saw this note and she signed it?
Student: Yes.
Me: WHAT?! Do you think I was born yesterday?! YOU CLEARLY SIGNED IT! Just admit it or you will be in detention 'til you go to middle school!
Just kidding about the last line. I did call mom and of course mom had no idea what note I was talking about.
It's just going to be one of those years...

Her apology note to me. Sigh. In the end, she cried, said sorry, and got a big hug from me. She was fine 3 seconds later. First graders are dang resilient.
LOL Miss Prok :)
ReplyDeleteSuch wonderful "friends" you have. It's gonna be a great year!
ReplyDeletei read this and teared up a little from laughter
ReplyDeletei just laughed out loud AGAIN.
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