breakfast with a ketchup lover

This past weekend, I heard crazy ruckus in the kitchen. Pots and pans banging, some sizzling, the fridge open and shutting. Next thing I know, John brings me this cute lil tray into the room.
      

He brings in his plate and it looks like this...



His breakfast: ketchup with a side of toast, soy bacon, and eggs!  This man is obsessed with ketchup!

John says: "If eating ketchup is wrong... I don't want to be right!" Linda says: "EWWW. I hate when he says that. I hate that much ketchup."