A few weeks ago, my green-thumbed-mom gave me a little plant as a house warming gift, and of course, it died. No. Correction. I killed it. I was complaining to my mom that all my plants die and she asked me, "Well, do you water it?" Hmmm. Oops. I always forget to water it, then overcompensate by drowning it. I need some major gardening lessons. I'll just have to embrace my black thumb until then.
Oh, my poor dead plant. But I feel better when the BFF encourages me by saying, "You haven't killed John."... yet. Ha!